Step 1: The Budget

I have hours a day to spend on the internet, and I've done my research. If you want to get married and have no money, the first thing you do is make a budget. But I don't know anything about weddings and had no idea what to budget for. God bless the internet though, because I found a budget online, an excel sheet with built in formulas, just what my OCD loves, and spent the weekend playing with it: WeddingPlanningOnABudget.

Now I'm scared.

The budget did indeed confirm that we could probably have a fun and classy-enough wedding (as in, not serving pizza at the reception) for $3000. That's approximately infinity times more money that either of us have because both of us are unemployed and, in this job market, unemployable. So...anyone have a job two broke college-grads could do? We are excellent weeders, not afraid of manual labor, and motivated by impending poverty.;)